State Officers State Rep David “Colonel” Cahn State Secretary Jonathan “GROOT” Schmude State Sergeant at Arms Vacant State Quartermaster Justin “Bean Bag” Lozowski Auxiliary State Rep Brandi “Cupcake” Kerchevall Chapter 50-1 Officers Commander Rick “No Show” Persun Executive Officer Lenny “GINGER” Beatson Treasurer Jeremy “Boo Rash” Kerchevall Secretary Walter “Dr. WHO” Orth Sergeant at Arms Chad “DONKEY” Doncaster Public Relations Officer Tom “Seabee” Chroniger Chaplain Nicholas “Yota” Hillman Quartermaster John “Papa Smurf” Mears Webmaster Joe “Batman” Hickey Road Captain 1 JO-JO Road Captain 2 Brandon “PULL OUT” Ash